The poor thing! Her boyfriend made fun of her puniness! So naturally the girl started making wishes any time she had an excuse! Now she’s the one showing off in the weight room and flexing her big muscles for interested passers-by, while he endures derisive chuckles from women when he’s forced to ask for help opening ketchup bottles.
I put this little ditty together while practicing on my new Wacom Bamboo graphics tablet.

